Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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