normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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