Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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