It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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