haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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