HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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