Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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