i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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