Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i think i have two assholes
Farmville is her only friend.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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