Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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