ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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