We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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