i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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