You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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