we're blogging at a bar
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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