what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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