This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
