evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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