she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
