so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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