Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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