you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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