Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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