I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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