I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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