Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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