He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Drunk is not a location!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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