Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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