i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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