Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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