And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
