I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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