Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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