Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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