I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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