I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
