I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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