I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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