so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
