I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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