singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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