you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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