Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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