her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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