ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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