am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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