You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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