My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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