If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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