morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
whose parrot is this?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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