im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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