did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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