is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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