Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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