When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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