new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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