You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I feel great
I just peed on a car
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize